- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
- me: i need to sleep
- me: what if homestuck updates as soon as i fall asleep
- me: what if i just don't fall asleep
do you ever just stare at homestuck and think to yourself
wow this is a 5000+ webcomic that was made by one man by himself without notes and with only basic programs that anyone could buy and use who updates on a regular day to day basis to satisfy his infamous fandom of well over 2 million rabid fans
holy fucking shit you go hussie
The overwhelming urge to shoot yourself in the fucking face
me and my sister watching percy jackson and the olympians
- sister: i want to be a god
- sister: god of hunger
Sorting PJO characters: Thalia Grace in Gryffindor
Sorting PJO characters: Percy Jackson in HufflePuff
Jude Law, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello there, Judsie.~ ;D
Why is this so… hot? kdxjghkjdfgh
I seriously thought this was a woman, no lie
I think my brain just broke.
- zeus: hey i just met you
- zeus: and this is crazy
- zeus: but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
- zeus: so raise him maybe
589. the members of the band simple plan are actually all demigods. their song “summer paradise” was secretly written for camp half-blood and their friends back there.
- person: but that ship doesn't make sense because that character already likes someone else..
- me: shhh do you hear that?
- me: it's the winds of me not giving a fuck
- me: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*✧





